Meet Arlo
Hey. I’m Arlo.
Yes, I took that snack. And if you turn around, I’ll probably take another.
Officially, I’m small. Unofficially, I’m a rogue, a strategist, and a self-proclaimed stud with very strong opinions about food access. I’m a treat ninja; I move quietly, think quickly, and believe that if something smells good, it was clearly meant for me.
If you live with a dog who pretends not to hear you, magically appears the moment food is involved, and alternates between criminal behaviour and heart-melting cuddles, then congratulations — we are the same.
My personality in a nutshell
I am clever, stubborn, and deeply charming.
If I don’t want to do something, I won’t. If I do want something, I will find a way. Bars, gates, bowls, gravity — these are all just puzzles waiting to be solved. That said, I’m not reckless. I’m calculated.
Underneath the swagger and snack crimes, I am sweet as pie. When the stars align and I pause my sniffing long enough, I become an elite cuddle companion. Those moments are rare, intentional, and absolutely worth the wait.
Why I rep the lamb (and Drool Approve it)
Lamb fits my lifestyle and my attitude – plus, I’m a little baaaad!
It’s rich, bold, and smells incredible — the kind of reward that makes effort feel worthwhile. Lamb motivates me to listen, focus, and occasionally return stolen items (no guarantees).
For a dog like me, rewards have to feel special. Lamb isn’t boring. It isn’t basic. It has presence. When lamb is on the line, I’m paying attention.
That earns my approval. Drool approved.
My treat and chew expectations
Let’s set expectations properly.
If you want my cooperation, your treats need to meet the following criteria:
- Great aroma. This is non-negotiable.
- Real, human-grade meat only.
- Flavour worth interrupting a sniff for.
- Small pieces, because I plan on earning many of them.
I will absolutely outrun you and your dog for a dropped treat, and I will absolutely remember where you keep the good ones.
Life with my people (and my admirers)
I live a busy life.
I have two girlfriends. (They know who they are.) I also believe I’m a much bigger dog than I actually am, and I carry myself accordingly.
With my people, I’m loyal, affectionate, and selectively attentive. When I choose to cuddle, it means something. When I choose to listen, it’s because you brought something worth my time.
Love me properly, and I will give it right back — on my terms.
If you’re still reading, you’re clearly paying attention.
You scanned the bag. That tells me you’re smart, and I respect that.
As a little reward for your curiosity, you may want to remember the phrase LAMBSLAM. It might quietly unlock 20% off any treats containing lamb the next time you stock up.
No witnesses. No regrets.
— Arlo
Snack ninja. Rogue operative.
Cuddle bandit (selectively).